Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

sir cummsalot

1.Joab
2.Twerks alot

Oh my god is that sir cummsalot twerk twerk twerk

by AGN theideot February 14, 2020

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

Sir bestie

A word used to describe your guy best friend who is older than you, much funnier than you, and ‘sounds’ like a sir, or your crush!

“Hey sir bestie😂❤️“

by Amandaaaaa March 15, 2020

Sir Bottomslayer

Legendary knight famous for attacking people from behind. It is said this is how mankind developed cracks in their buttocks.

Here is an example of Sir Bottomslayer being used in a sentence.

by Sir Bottomslayer August 13, 2020

sir.humangarbage

Literally the worst human, like worse then hitler and Stalin. He’s a fucking dick and is the scum of the earth

Yup, that’s me. Sir.humangarbage

by Sir.humanGarbage September 25, 2020