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sputtle

The white stains left on a marriage quilt (noted when taken to a dry cleaner).
Sorry, Nate, we couldn't remove all the sputtle stains from this blanket.

Nate: Well, wash it again.
by Justanotherquilter January 19, 2014
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Shittle

When you eat something and drink something at the same time or just after, causing a terrible taste inside your mouth.
I just ate a Oreo and drank mountain dew at the same time! Ugh! I got the worst taste of shittle in my mouth.
by Shnipe July 28, 2014
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Shittle

When you eat something and drink something at the same time or just after, causing a terrible taste inside your mouth.
I just ate a Oreo and drank mountain dew at the same time! Ugh! I got the worst taste of shittle in my mouth.
by Shnipe July 28, 2014
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Shittle

A fragment of a shit.
A small piece of a big shit.
"I tried to shit, but only a shittle came out."
by jaaaaythegaaaay August 11, 2014
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Shittles

Skittles in your poop.
I just had a few shittles in my poop.
by BillCm8y July 20, 2016
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Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.
Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."
by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016
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Shutthehellupitis

The PG-13 version of biting your tongue in order not to humiliate/maim/own/embarrass people on social media.
I'd love to discuss this further, but I suffer from Shutthehellupitis which prevents me from commenting.
by Kardur August 9, 2016
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