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Firecracker shotgun 

When your sitting on the toilet (preferably after a heavy night of drinking) where you have diarrhea, you fart at precisely the exact moment the shit deploys from the anus. Also occurring is a noise quit similar to a firecracker while the fart exits the eye. Its starts off with very loud flatulence which occurs due to the flutter of the cheeks. It quickly turns into a whistle like sound while slowly increasing in pitch. After a brief moment of silence it ends with one more powerful blast of wind exiting the rectum. All this happens in approximately 2 seconds. Since the explosion exits the bowels so quickly, the fast contraction of the anus leaves one with a burning sensation that can only be relieved by sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with out movement.
Gregor: hey man wheres cody?

Rick: uhh, I think hes in the bathroom, he drank a lot last night.

Gregor: uh-oh, i hope he didn't have a firecracker shotgun.

Rick: God Help us!
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Hairy shotgun 

A very hairy penis but small
Look that black man has a hairy shotgun
Hairy shotgun by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018

bloody shotgun 

yo he just sneezed out blood! I guess he did a bloody shotgun.
bloody shotgun by LILR3D77.DRK June 27, 2021

Cocking the Shotgun 

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

springtrap with a 55mm shotgun 

springtrap from five nights at freddys with a fucking gun
RUN ITS FUCKING SPRINGTRAP WITh A 55MM SHOTGUN

Dutch Shotgun

Sexual act; Putting your mouth to anothers anus creating an airtight seal, the other person farts into your mouth which you seal into your mouth disconnecting from the anus. You bring the mouth full of fart back to the persons face and shotgun it into their mouth.
"You should never do a Dutch Shotgun"
Dutch Shotgun by msmith721 September 27, 2012

alabama shotgun

The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.
"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"
alabama shotgun by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014