gresham shoemaker

Weird person with glasses and a broken wrist.

Gresham shoemaker is a butthole

by Big boy 89 April 21, 2017

liking shoelaces

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018

Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

cierra shoemaker

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though

Cierra shoemaker is my future wife

by relytreklaw April 15, 2022

African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus

“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”

by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022

Holy Shobackadoodle

Upon seeing a slug-like baby falling down the stairs, one might exclaim « Holy Shobackadoodle! »

*baby dramatically falls down a staircase with a slug-like body posture*
Hanna: Holy Shobackadoodle!!

by Tartine123 October 17, 2022

Discombobulated Shoebox

A very peculiar insult. It is typically used to describe that the person, that it is being said to, is stupid and/or ugly.

Get over here, you Discombobulated Shoebox.

by PilarThomas December 16, 2023