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You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.
"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"
by Bananahannah February 2, 2015
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shifting_withdelaneydrs

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shifting-withdelaneydrs is a shiftoker on the app tiktok, they are know to make videos about their desired reality’s. they are also the be set shiftoker on the app currently
wow shifting_withdelaneydrs is so cool and awesome!
by possums_are_my_favorite September 5, 2021
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Shitoking

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Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.
by Leozard September 4, 2022
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shitslinger

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One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.
"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"
by T-Man April 8, 2005
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reality shifting

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reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022
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Shitting Rainbows

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The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.
Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.
by 7| Leif March 15, 2009
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Drunk shitting

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Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"
by lulz171 July 12, 2011
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