Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.

"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.

‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’

by LankyGuy January 30, 2023

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

sharp

1. adj. pointed, cutting edge 2. adj. smart or intelligent

1. That was one sharp ass stick u just jabbed in my eye!
2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.

by Frizzy October 4, 2003

sharky~

An illiterate, ugly, annoying, pathetic creature. Spends all their time playing video games and feeling sorry for themselves. Constantly seeks attention, and can be found on many Video Game message boards. Frequently participates in internet 'relationships' with underaged girls as they cannot get with anyone in real life. Often lies and pretends to be gay, anything to make themselves appear more interesting than they actually are.

If you're not careful you'll turn out to be a right sharky when you're older.

by Anonymous September 5, 2004

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005