Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.

Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve.

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.

by The true man March 20, 2014

shaking your wobbly bits

Term explaining a male dancer shaking what his mother gave him. Refer to Dancing with the Stars and comments made by Len Goodman in regard to the performance by Edyta and her partner.

If you don't want to make a fool of yourself you should stop shaking your wobbly bits all over the dance floor.

by neanderthal13 March 26, 2010

Shacking Up

Giving someone a blowjob. Named after the band the Shackletons because they suck so much.

"yeah, i was at the shackletons concert. but i was in the bathroom shacking up because it sucked so much"

by ShackletonHater April 14, 2010

skanking

Seeking the nastiest hoe you can find to perform the vilest sex acts imaginable; many of them found here.

I'm bored and horny....what's say we go skanking downtown?

by Scott Frea September 19, 2006

Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.

If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.

by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018