Shelbi's are the quiet girls in the back of the class. The ones that always turn in their homework. Good Samaritan all the way around. But! Little do you know about this rare breed. They can be very funny, caring and sexual. Don't be fooled by their shyness and obliviousness. Just note once you get past that you'll have your self a beautiful girl that'll follow you like a puppy.
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Get the Shellybear mug.Shelbyville Indiana: Hailed by all Indiana as the largest exporters of corn and incest in the entire state. Accurate to their town slogan: "XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX" which translated for the literate says: "Where EVERYONE is family," everyone, in fact, is family. Recent surveys showed that that 97% of all Shelbyvillians have slept either with their cousin or sibling out in a cornfield in the past 6 months.
Man: Hey lets go to Shelbyville and have sex under the corn.
Woman: Sorry, you are not my brother.
Man: Damn Shelbyvillians.
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Man: Damn Shelbyvillians.
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