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Shelbyville 

Shelbyville Indiana: Hailed by all Indiana as the largest exporters of corn and incest in the entire state. Accurate to their town slogan: "XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX" which translated for the literate says: "Where EVERYONE is family," everyone, in fact, is family. Recent surveys showed that that 97% of all Shelbyvillians have slept either with their cousin or sibling out in a cornfield in the past 6 months.
Man: Hey lets go to Shelbyville and have sex under the corn.
Woman: Sorry, you are not my brother.
Man: Damn Shelbyvillians.
Shelbyville by rattlesnake joe November 8, 2011
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Shelbyville 

a hicktown, in Shelby County Indiana. Also known as Shelbytucky.
"Man, your mom's aunt is also her cousin? That's messed up. Where are you from again??"

"Shelbyville."

"Shelbytucky, right. Hick."
Shelbyville by 9601041 November 11, 2009

Shelbyville 

a band that will own your life after one listen. Amazing band members that just love to rock out under wooden awnings, and have amazing band t-shirts. a band that will excite the retarted and have cupcakes spell out their name.
Girl: hey did you ever hear shelbyville?

Boy: yes

Girl: what did you think?

Boy: they own my life now
Shelbyville by heytherekentucky September 23, 2009

Shelbyville Shout

To sit on your roof in a lawn chair wearing only your underwear and scream at the top of your lungs.
I tried to get some work done, but couldn't focus with my white trash neighbors doing the Shelbyville Shout.