Shelbyville Indiana: Hailed by all Indiana as the largest exporters of corn and incest in the entire state. Accurate to their town slogan: "XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX" which translated for the literate says: "Where EVERYONE is family," everyone, in fact, is family. Recent surveys showed that that 97% of all Shelbyvillians have slept either with their cousin or sibling out in a cornfield in the past 6 months.
Man: Hey lets go to Shelbyville and have sex under the corn.
Woman: Sorry, you are not my brother.
Man: Damn Shelbyvillians.
a band that will own your life after one listen. Amazing band members that just love to rock out under wooden awnings, and have amazing band t-shirts. a band that will excite the retarted and have cupcakes spell out their name.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.