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secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.
My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.
by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010
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Second-friend

A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.
I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.
by candiedbones November 4, 2017
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secondary wipe

When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.
Damn, my ass was itching and sure enough it was because I needed a secondary wipe.
by Thefza September 14, 2019
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the secret life of us

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!
Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"
by evan wilde July 26, 2005
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Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.
Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds
by davepaul March 19, 2011
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Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011
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British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.
Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.
by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013
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