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Sealed Air Corp

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

sons of bitches
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The Seal of God

Subliminal Affirmation of The Art of War.

Translated in a religious way, like attack to repent, and defend to forgive.
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Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope
by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016
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feel good seal

noun. A feel good seal is someone who makes other people feel good. They put others before themselves and act selflessly
u/RestlessARBIT3R is such a feel good seal. He always acts in the interest of others
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senior seal cock

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock
when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
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If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
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