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scratched

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.
by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019
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tab-scratchers

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.
You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.
by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009
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Hot Scratch

A sexual act of the fisting and anal variety. More specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own asshole or a friends asshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the anus with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.
Ali: "I fancy something a little more adventurous today Joe"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"
by anarchist598 April 13, 2010
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scratch.mit.edu

A "coding" site for kids that is actually a sjw echo chamber. If you politely criticize the Black Lives Matter organization, you will get called ignorant, uneducated, racist, white supremacist, regardless of your race or level of education. If you say you don't support pride month, you'll get labeled as a homophobe and transphobe. If you are a conservative/trump supporter, you will get fried serverely. On top of that, in all 3 instances, you'll get banned.

Beware of this site. It doesn't actually promote coding. It's an echo chamber designed to promote their political cause.
anthony: i was just called a neo nazi on scratch.mit.edu since i was against defunding the police! not only that, but i was also banned!

josh: thats bc scratch is a sjw echo chamber site that doesnt actually care abt the well being of its users. lets cancel it!
anthony: great idea!
by dontworrykyoko October 30, 2020
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scratchy

Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.
That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.
by Lala April 20, 2005
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scratchy

A Fat ass who will get his ass beat if he puts anything else about me on this website
I will beat his ass if he says anything about or realting to me on this website again
by Dustin Vincent May 2, 2005
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scratched out

To curse out or put in one's place
Yo, I heard Monique scratched out that Bitch yesterday for talking shit about her!
by CoCo Blaze November 23, 2007
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