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Poo scratch

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?
by Wastelander March 30, 2024
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Scratch

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text
by A noym April 28, 2025
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Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
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Deep Scratch

The act of scratching your ass crack so deep and and hard you have residue under your finger nails.
Dude, Joeclyn was deep scratching so much in class today.
by Daddy Cuh January 18, 2025
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scratch cat

The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is

person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
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Scratch

The cooles most gayest person of the group with the best jokes and style
Bro ur so scratchh
by Rex10 August 31, 2021
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SCRATCH

A obsessed Jamaican that can only go around saying play Misty for me in the presence of Misty. While his wife is in the bed room getting down with five dogs naked wit a peanut butter jar. Yelling so scratch your ruining my orgasmo from the tongue licking dogs.
Scratch couldn't shut up riding his bike with the team yelling I know a girl named Misty that we can hack and abuse. Beg her to play Misty fir us .
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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