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Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
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Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
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Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.
EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019
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Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
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scratch

some site where its somehow better to survive than the other definitionts.
person:hey scratch seems like a bad website most people say it's pretty bad
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much
by everyoneyt August 19, 2020
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Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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