Edward Scissorhands

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.

Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!

by CavMan October 17, 2004

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"You're a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009

Scassoring

Derived from scissoring; a form of non-penetrative sex in which a couple 'scissors' their legs together to simultaneously stimulate each other's anus'.

You're taint hair tickled my high inner thigh when we were scassoring last night.

by Projoe April 30, 2011

scissoring

When two lesbians passionately rub their vaginas together in a scissor-like motion

1. I was scissoring my girlfriend

by BMAX14 May 2, 2007

scissorfest

Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.

This is a complete and total Scissorfest

by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010

scissormanship

having the ability to cut material with scissors well.

The girl cut her Christmas star with wonderful scissormanship.

by La Toy Ya December 3, 2009

scissors kink

a kink involving scissors. for more information please visit the song "let's have a kiki" by scissor sisters. Produced by the Kiki Institution on Mental Instability.

I have a scissors kink

by Kiki ;) March 25, 2019