Computer science

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!

"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."

by CandyRamen October 12, 2018

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.

person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too

by ciannn June 24, 2008

Science

rhymes

droppin' science on tha mic

by random_scrub October 23, 2003

Science

The totally coolest subjects ever know to our school, how can you not like it it rules!!!!!!(if u think im mad you're right and chek raz or rachel b.and chek my entries you'll see

wow raz sure luuurves science the mad freeeeak

by Raz March 28, 2005

Science class

A fun class where you do a lot of fun labs and is a interesting class, where i browse urban dictionary. I don't know why everyone is shitting on it but it is good.

I typed this in science class

by Idk what to put here l0l January 19, 2021

Science

process of building a rocket

that missile was his science.

by Chowfan words February 24, 2008

Social science

Someone who has no balls to ask his crush when he knows she likes him back

"Dude stop being such a social science"

by urmomskinnylegend November 25, 2018