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Scared of dick a girl who gets horrored by penis
Girls scared of dick are girls like katia levy
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You Scared The Cum out of Me

Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me
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Scaramouche

1) The Balladeer: No. 6 of the Fatui Harbingers. Later on known as The Wanderer.
Also, the guy I will not hesitate to brutally tear apart; the guy's face that I will not hesitate to bash until it looks like a clump or red meat; the guy I hate so much that my hatred for him goes beyond the stars and universe - growing at a faster rate than the universe's expansion. The size of the universe cannot and will never compare to my immense and burning hatred for him. I will forever want to disorientate his facial proportions until I can't recognise his proportional, proper and amazingly unnatractive face. Hell, his unproportional face probably looks far better than his actually proportional one. I would even purposely aim a knife at his jugular and penetrate his larynx so that I could shut him up - the best part about it is that I wouldn't even hear his last dying words as he'd sputter out blood and I'd watch in immense pleasure.

2) A stock clown character of the 16th-century commedia dell'arte.
"Scaramouche is so cool!"

"Scaramouche? He's literally the ugliest character I have ever laid my eyes on. That large hat makes him look like even more of a miniscule under-aged gremlin and I bet he'd probably say something like: 'The hat stays on during s-'"

"Dude, I was referring to the OTHER Scaramouche...geez."

"Oh bro, my bad..."
by unitzero November 22, 2022
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scaramanga

Northern slang used to describe a man with an impotence problem - derrogatory.
Check that poor scaramanga out
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.
"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".
by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009
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scarbeard

Someone who covers his circumcision scar by growing a beard, because he is such a prick his circumcision scar is along his jawline.
I liked some of the games SJG published, until I found out the guy who runs it is a scarbeard.
by contrarian demon August 2, 2011
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