salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

salty mcgee

The saltiest individual in the entire world at any given time.

I've got about 12 metric tons of road salt in the barn - just call me Salty McGee!

by the Lovecraft December 9, 2013

isä salty

Leader or should I say dictator of a discord nation called græn empire.

Isä salty is acting up
Isä salty might doxx us
Isä salty might nuke our server

by Friendfrom1899 March 11, 2021

Salty Diego

The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.

Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.

by thatonedoot October 5, 2010

salty rocket

A salty rocket is the red thing under the dog.

Dude the dogs in heat hes got his salty rocket out

by Nito1124 January 4, 2017

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018