Sales Rage

An emotional state that affects a few people while attending a SALE promotion at large department stores. Usually when a shopper is so focus on obtaining an item that have been reduced in price, but was thwarted in obtaining it by a competing shopper. Related to Trolley Rage; Road Rage.

"The woman was in a Sales Rage when she missed the last of 50% discounted LV hand bags, after waiting outside Harrods store since 2am."

by LawBlader December 27, 2009

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Salesjerk

guy who works at Futureshop or car dealership who only offers help to women when in the company of men

The salesjerk at Futureshop did not make time for the woman looking for a powerbrick and rapidly lost her business.

by NicS-C June 14, 2010

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salsa dinero

the incredible bond between the one they call mena (or salsa) and the one they call money (or teddy). nothing beats this bond. it has conquered the most evil of beings, including dragons, stevo, witches, etc. praised by the greek gods, and all other gods, as well as any and all of everything. it rules everything too which shows that its a boss, which it undisputedly is. honor this bond. it IS superior to you and overall is outright BETTER than you are or ever will be. informally called: s-d

the greek gods serve salsa dinero

by gramena October 19, 2010

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SALESZILLA

A ridiculously high maintenance Sales Rep that thinks he is the center of the universe. The Saleszilla thinks everyone else in the world should drop everything and cater to the needs of his ridiculous requests. A Saleszilla will act and give off an impression that he is at Executive level when really he is just a sales rep.

Sales Assistant – OMG! He just booked a five star hotel that is totally outside of company policy. He’s such a “SALESZILLA”

by k2fierce August 16, 2011

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