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1. Susan: "Carly! Did you just kiss a girl?"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
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Susanne is a person, usually female. She loves to hang out with Agathe and her other friends. She's really funny and does so much random shit with here friends. When she is in her bed, she often takes a roardonk. And sometimes she is quite a Fjæringstad. When she's not with her friends she's either at home with her family or at school doing nothing. Susanne isn't usually good at school.
Susanne is a very stubborn girl and can get really mad. When she's at school or with her friends they often tease here and make fun of here, but that is just how here friend group works. When she is at home she gets teased by her little sister and her father. (It is not as bad as it seems) She is usually a very happy girl and she loves to have fun. Afterall, she is a Susanne
Susanne is a very stubborn girl and can get really mad. When she's at school or with her friends they often tease here and make fun of here, but that is just how here friend group works. When she is at home she gets teased by her little sister and her father. (It is not as bad as it seems) She is usually a very happy girl and she loves to have fun. Afterall, she is a Susanne
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*Panties not included (most of the time)
*Panties not included (most of the time)
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