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Advanced Stranger

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Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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Wookie Stranger

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When a wookie rips the arms off of one or more creatures or droids in order to give himself a satisfying hand job.
Man, I feel sorry for that bounty Hunter who got the Wookie Stranger treatment.
by DirtyJedi April 21, 2018
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Street Stranger

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1. One who walks the street looking to exchange sexual favors for cash.

2. Prostitute
If you’re looking for a good time you can go find a street stranger but make sure you have plenty of cash and protection!
by Notur mom November 15, 2019
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Hate stranger things day

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if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things
you “ugh i hate stranger things
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day
by thascooper January 11, 2020
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blue stranger

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When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out
I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger
by Streensley December 17, 2020
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