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Layin’ Spit

Joe: How was the beach trip with your family?
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp
by Teetsmcgee316 June 24, 2020
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Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!
1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll
by 7372872 July 12, 2023
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spit-fiddly

Done very quickly or efficiently. Lickity split. In a jiffy. Origin unknown.
Jimmy tackled that shit-clogged drain rather spit-fiddly, didn't he?
by Sintina April 13, 2015
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Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.
You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.
by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021
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titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)
"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."
by horribadderson March 4, 2018
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kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying
Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree
by veins April 4, 2010
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Slut's spit

A comparison for things that you would never put in your mouth.
I am not putting that in my mouth, that's like slut's spit!
by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY May 23, 2018
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