Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

spit and spin

When a girl finishes slobbing a mans knob then rides him by spinning around with his dick inside of her like a childhood sit and spin.

Rebecca gave Sean the ole spit and spin on their camping trip.

by Ruby78 August 25, 2020

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist April 22, 2014

Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth

2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps

by rostye45 May 31, 2021

spit and image

Exactly alike in appearance. For over a century the phrase "spitting image" has been more popular.

"Philip was the spit and image of the Prince of Wales" Sinclair Lewis, "It Can't Happen Here", 1935, Chapter 3, page 21.

by Blac Fantom April 15, 2020

spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015