speed limit

a thing not existing on most german autobahns (highways)

"wanna see my new porsche doin' 280 km/h?"
"i'd shit my pants for it! what about the speed limit?"
"ever seen a porsche with speed limit? fool..."

by bitcholai.deluxe October 4, 2005

speed bugs

often when people are on meth or any stimulates, they will feel little creatures walking, or running across there skin.
This really is just your nerve endings being over stimulated.

I've been tweakin, so long I have speed bugs.

by goddered69 January 13, 2010

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010