speed limit

a thing not existing on most german autobahns (highways)

"wanna see my new porsche doin' 280 km/h?"
"i'd shit my pants for it! what about the speed limit?"
"ever seen a porsche with speed limit? fool..."

by bitcholai.deluxe October 4, 2005

speed bugs

often when people are on meth or any stimulates, they will feel little creatures walking, or running across there skin.
This really is just your nerve endings being over stimulated.

I've been tweakin, so long I have speed bugs.

by goddered69 January 13, 2010

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

scarlet speed

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

Speed Limit

What is the speed limit? I don't know just go as fast as you want!

The speed limit is useless, just go as fast as you want to

by iijay May 15, 2022