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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
by littlejimmie August 4, 2019
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I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.
Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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snot doppler

The act of ejaculatulating in a girls nose. Then her sucking it back through her throat. Hack it out into their hand, and then receive an old fashion.
by BNKD November 26, 2013
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Fanny snot

A thick like mucus that is squirted with a magma of enthusiasm. Usually similar consistency and colour variations as snot from the nose.
It was meant to be a birthday present but, all Maddox got was Amy’s fanny snot
by Dirtyfry June 15, 2021
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Snot Sock

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot
I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.
by jwalex November 8, 2017
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hub snot

The snow and ice that accumulates in the wheel wells of your car in the winter.
I need to kick the hub snot off my car before I drive home. Wow, the hub snot is so thick I can't turn my wheels properly.
by totallyfryed June 27, 2016
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