snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

Fanny snot

A thick like mucus that is squirted with a magma of enthusiasm. Usually similar consistency and colour variations as snot from the nose.

It was meant to be a birthday present but, all Maddox got was Amy’s fanny snot

by Dirtyfry June 15, 2021

fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

Mut snot

Thick vaginal juices aka mut snot

I dived into that pussy so deep when I came up I had mut snot all over my face

by Tegdirbthe September 1, 2018

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020