snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011

Snot Rocket

Putting the tip of your penis on the nostril and ejaculating while are the same time the female blows as hard as she can out the other nostril.

(Guy 1)“Yo dude my nose is so stuffy right now” (guy 2 )“yeah my girls was too, especially after I gave her a snot rocket” (guy 1)”you need fucking help dude.”

by Fjejejhdhdhd August 7, 2025

Snot Voyage

when a sexual partner's nose is inserted in a woman's vagina, and then they sneeze in it

Zack gave Diana a snot voyage when he put his nose in her cooch and sneezed in it.

by BLAIRSKIEZACKSKIE April 3, 2009

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008