Elbow Snacks

When a hair stylist rubs her female parts against your elbow while getting a haircut.

Man, I rested my arms perfectly on the chair while getting my hair cut...I got a lot of elbow snacks! I am sure she was doing it intentionally...she gave me a huge chubby!

by CCC, Inc. June 13, 2018

Bernie Snack

Someone who is being a real fucking asshole and eating up all the snacks

You’re being a real Bernie Snack right now, man.

by Jonbrunnerlol June 15, 2018

Bootlegged snacks

Off brand snacks

We where on the bus and i saw my friend eatin bootlegged snacks

by Sillyboi17 July 4, 2018

Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018

Snack Dragon

A person that loves to snack and horde food like a dragon hordes treasure

Dude, That guy must be a snack dragon look at all those snacks.

by Luna Moonbeam January 26, 2019

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022