Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.
“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
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Get the canadian single player mug.A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.
The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.
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“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
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Carl: I dont get any girl, sure wish I was Mr. Single!
Carl: I dont get any girl, sure wish I was Mr. Single!
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