Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.

Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"

by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011

Silent dibbs

To declare dibbs on something without announcing it. Overrules any other dibbs if made before them.

Too late, I have silent dibbs on that!

by thealltimedibber August 5, 2011

silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 13, 2011

Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina

Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018

Silent pot attack

When your high as hell and no one knows it, all the sudden you pass out from a pot attack and they decide to give you peanut butter butt.

While waking up from her silent pot attack sherri heard her aunt saying
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the

syringe. I think her sugar dropped.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022