shixting

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)

Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!

by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

Used to let others know that it is extreamly hot outside.

When we were sittin in the car he sadi it was Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls.

by Heyotter388 December 30, 2005

shitin

doing nothing. unfocus on objective.

we shitin our lifes away today head

by gizmo504 October 3, 2006

shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

Shifting tin

Sucking a robot’s dick.

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.

by benjmartin February 3, 2018