2 definitions by benjmartin

The only acceptable response upon being told that a King of the Sheep competition has been rigged
Ted: This competition is a sham and a fraud and a...sham!
Judge: What?! How dare you!
Ted: There's been a deliberate and scurrilous attempt to sabotage this high-profile sheep competition - and those responsible are in this very room. Giant Reed and Hud Hastings!
Spectator: Fuckin' hell!
by benjmartin April 22, 2011
I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.
by benjmartin February 3, 2018