Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

Shaft Clicking

Shaft Clicking is a Clicking method used for intense Minecraft PVP Combat, Commonly used by professional TNT TAG WARRIORS such as Nqrii, Ashw and bigman. The clicking method is done by making ur shaft (cock) jitter a high amount of cps, while on your mouse to give max cps and hit reg.

OMG IS THAT GUY SHAFT CLICKING?

by VivysisMC June 5, 2024

Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024

Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.

Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.

by Stepane sine July 9, 2024

Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025