Shaftesbury school 

Absolute fucking aids. Ruled by mr farrer and mr I hillier and all the other cunts. Trust me you do not wanna go to that shithole of a school. It consists of wetties,smokers, and in general neeks. Poor smokers aren’t allowed up “smokers alley” anymore because some old lady keeps complaining about “fag buts”. Probably even shitter then gillingham school. If u go there u will get put on shitty report for no reason at all. But let’s get an F in the chat for all the smokers at the school.

Shaftesbury school is a shithole

Shaftesbury school by Donnyyyyyy October 16, 2019

Shafty Nut 

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is sexy asf

Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 2, 2021

shaffing 

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

shaffing by 4rid May 7, 2008

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

shaftless 

The state of having no shaft

Samuel Baker is shaftless

shaftless by Drillax March 11, 2016

Shaftow

A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.

I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.

Shaftow by C-El, Esq March 10, 2019

Shafter 

A man that does not like the head of his dick played with during sex, but would rather have the main focus on his shaft.

Oh, no, my boyfriend doesn't like when I play with the head of his cock, he's more of a shafter.

Shafter by Em1lyJ4mes March 27, 2019