we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

screaming segul

When a man is having sex with a woman on the beach (perferable while wearing a condom)pulls his dick out dips it into the sand and puts it back in. This makes the woman scream like a segul.

"Yo Jeff im guna go fuck this girl a little ways down the beach, listen carefully because im guna give her a screaming segul."

by Richard F December 24, 2007

shoulder nipple

When you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.

That chick be sportin' shoulder nipples! That beezy best be gettin' some padded shoulders beetch!

or

Bitch, best start neatly foldin' yo laundre.

by Fondle my Smelly Jiz December 30, 2007

Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.

"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"

by TFE January 11, 2008

Sexulous

Used to describe something so sexy that you decided to invent a rediculous word to describe its sexyness

Shit that was the most sexulous pizza lunchable i ever had.

by whitecrakka December 21, 2009

Shoulda been there

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

by Pisgah June 17, 2012

shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014