real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 22, 2017

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Real Whiite

A name for a person who thinks there is “To much flavour.”

“This salad tastes bad with dressing.” “That is because you are real whiite!”

by Real Whiite September 29, 2019

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Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 09, 2018

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keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

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