real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Real Whiite

A name for a person who thinks there is “To much flavour.”

“This salad tastes bad with dressing.” “That is because you are real whiite!”

by Real Whiite September 28, 2019

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

Real Friends

People that don't talk trash behind you.
They actually care for what YOU say.
They never let you down.
They don't hide secrets.
They don't pretend that they're your friends.

I'm just looking for some real friends, all they do is let me down.
I"m just looking for some real friends,gotta get up out of this town.

by Witch Bitchh May 6, 2018

Not a real place

A phrase used in response to outrageous occurrences or idiotic actions.

Guyana is not a real place.

by Redman592 April 5, 2021