Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk

by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018

race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

racing beast

What you call someone who CRUSHES the competition in racing games or motorsport

Did you see that?
What?
That overtaking move! That guy is a RACING BEAST!

by Blue Shell Killah January 9, 2018

arctic race

A community of people who resemble animals of the arctic jungle.

Gary, aka white fang is the prime speciman and hero of the arctic race.

by Florberg March 28, 2007

Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

Cross-racing

the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.

Damn it I lost to the douche in the red hat over there Cross-racing!

by el krazyyy June 30, 2009

Race off

go quickly or depending on context, been sexy

Do you race off as soon as class is over ?

by leninlee March 18, 2020