spit roast

To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.
One spit roast and your headache is gone.
Shall I give ya a spit roast?
by Ariel T. Spinner May 26, 2006
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Spit Roast

woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.

see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.
by chickbasher101 October 19, 2008
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Roast Beef

That disgusting overhang inside a womans vagina, who has had children or is a massive whore.
"Damn James Huskey's Girlfriend has some terrible roast beef sticking out her thang."
by John Topper February 20, 2007
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pig roast

A sexual encounter in which a woman over 200 pounds is picked up in the air and penetrated from both ends, and slowly rotated like a rotating roast.
Went to a club and asked a girl "do you like pig roast." She was like "yeah." I said "Do you want to have one?" She was ok with it, and we went back to my house and i called a friend. I put it in the back and he put it in the front. And we slowly rotated. And she went crazy.
by EazyN87 March 26, 2008
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Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch
Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?
by Purch April 19, 2019
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Roasted like EVA

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
by JibbyJ November 18, 2010
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Roast Keef Sandwich

When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top

This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.
"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"
by rappinNtappin October 03, 2011
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