When you have the best partner (romantically or platonically) in the whole universe, you call them Wifey Riley.
by WIFEYRILEYSWIFEY March 28, 2022
by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017
A dude in my 4th period who is extremely hot and i want to posess his children, I am a man but we can work something out
Riley Browning: Hey Chase
Chad: My Names Chad
Riley: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH I'M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU
Chad: You're probably right
Riley: Probably?, You actually retarded
Chad: OK
Chad: My Names Chad
Riley: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH I'M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU
Chad: You're probably right
Riley: Probably?, You actually retarded
Chad: OK
by C.Ervin7 November 22, 2019
An absolute babe that Cohen is obsessed with. She is so completely and inconceivably beautiful. Cohen is in love with her.
by Cocomonkey6 May 09, 2022
Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.
by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 07, 2018