Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

retarded jungle bunny

A stupid bitch who is part black in their soul who doesnt think before he acts or talks and thinks he is part black.

Ramon is a retarded jungle bunny because he doesnt think before he talks or acts. He allows retarded hookers to out smart him! And because he doesnt pulls his pants up and talks G he gets to be a jungle bunny.

by mrsmerri January 6, 2010

retarded policeman

a retarded mothafucka who doesnt know what the fuck hes doing with yo mamma

hey retarded policeman how are things going

by the pussy cat 101 December 4, 2017

Retarded 9 Year Old

This funny kid makes the most funniest videoes ever! Search youtube!

Retarded 9 Year Old

by Retaded9YearOld March 13, 2010

Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.

John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!

by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011