Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass

Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!

by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019

Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

Rummaging Rudder

When one shits too hard, it causes their whole ass to move

Q: BRUH, that Wendy’s 4 for $4 made me destroy your toilet

L: BRUH, you just had a Rummaging Rudder

by Rick’n’ Roll July 1, 2020

Ghost Rudder

When you are receiving a Dutch Rudder and both of your arms go numb.

Tommy and I were trying the Dutch Rudder but it was taking too long. When we both went numb it felt like a Ghost Rudder.

by thefuncanoe July 29, 2020

guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

nut rudder

A nut rudder, is the piece of skin on the bottom of a man's pens that connects to the center of his scrotum.

She lifted my pens and in turn, my nutsack thanks to my enormous nut rudder.

by IllEagle17 September 15, 2020

Mexican rudder

The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.

Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.

by Lilsnug761 November 8, 2020