Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

Boo Boo Queef

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".

Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.

by Coopertonium July 31, 2021

quee

what retarded people stay instead of queue

i have 16 files stuck in quee

by blankman420 April 9, 2010

queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.

"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"

by Maxyboi July 3, 2006

Queech

The space between a vagina and butt hole, otherwise known as a lady gooch.

Damn. Her queech stank.

by garyindi December 20, 2016

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011