Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018

Purple Peeler

The grand architect of the universe, the chaddest of chads.

Purple Peeler and Nawfal invented the term running a train.

by Motix October 04, 2021

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018

purple ocean

The purple ocean is When ARMY is waving with their armybomb at a bts concert in the purple colour

OMG! Look How big the purple ocean is! I want to be in it one day

by Lilmeowmeow17 June 08, 2020

purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 12, 2021

Purple Camel

When a girl gets pounded so much her vagina turns purple and leads to a purple camel toe.

Dude she got pounded by 5 guys last night, im sure she has a purple camel from that.

by Trickyt_ January 24, 2022