2 definitions by donny iris
when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom
I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek
by donny iris January 27, 2005
the best god damn coach in the best god damn city coaching the best god damn football team in America
by donny iris January 27, 2005