sunshine punch

A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.

Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!

by darbstep_ February 9, 2018

Compass punch

The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).

*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*

E.R Nurse: "What happened"

Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"

E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"

by TheActualSlimShady April 12, 2016

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

McPack-A-Punch

Noun: Describing an original McDouble, packed with 4 chicken nuggets.

Ello mate, I want a large drink and a McPack-A-Punch to go.
1.1 LRG Drink
2. 1 McDouble
3. 1 Small Chicken Nuggets

by anonymous white guy April 15, 2011

Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

by D-Tangent June 28, 2015

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015