Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017

Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.

Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.

by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019

frothy love pudding

Sean Connery-esque term for a pleasantly milky and tumescent vagina.

"I stuck my purple-headed warrior in her frothy love pudding." Probably Sean Connery

by Biggles B. Woggledick October 20, 2015

Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Overly convoluted or meritless art. The term was coined in the South Park Episode "Chef's Salt Chocolate Balls" to describe poor-quality independent films.

"Independent films are just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding"
-Eric Cartman

"Hey, how was the movie 'Only God Forgives'?"
"It's Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding"

by JudgeJudyFan23 March 15, 2022

dick pudding

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"

by Torry December 8, 2005

pulling your pudding

a term used to mean masterbating

do i have to draw it for you !

by Anonymous March 4, 2003