Jam Pudding

When you're having intercourse with a woman on her period, you then proceed to pull out, place penis in her mouth, and allow her to suck all the blood off of it.

"aww mate, she loved her Jam Pudding last night."

by jampudding May 5, 2016

Fard Pudding

pudding made of fard.

or
When you shit in a cake and give it to someone

give me some fard pudding
faaaaaaaarrrrrrrd

by CrimsonRabbit April 8, 2022

meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation

Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.

by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014

playing with pud

The act of sitting, rubbing, tugging, talking to and or bathing your pud

Jake Henty loves playing with pud everyday

by Pudman216 February 2, 2018

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012

jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022