Port-cartier

a shity place in québec, canada, with nothing to do
with only 7000 peoples
NOTHING TO DO
DONT GO THERE
if you are port-carquois, if you want to do something fun, go to Sept-îles.

dude1; i gonna go to port-cartier for my road trip to Québec

dude2; bro no, dont go there, go to Les îles Migan, there macareux there

dude 1; thank u bro

by nateleon May 23, 2022

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025

serial port

A hole, in which you throw bytes, and they come out somewhere else

my myousr is connected to the serial port

by qqqqqeeeeeeuuuu February 5, 2024

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024

port

compiling one thing to another
like compiling a PC game to the PlayStation 69 with the game engine or something i dont know

"The PC port is supreme."
"NO!O!O!!"

by Meme Ghost October 15, 2021

Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 19, 2022