A covered area where cars can pull up and unload passengers. A car could also be parked here. This word is typically reserved for rich or pretentious douchebags. Sometimes said douchebags have a maid or manservant. Their kids are certainly spoiled assholes. The wives are slutty drunks who tend to fuck other men while their shitty husbands work long hours on Wall Street.
Alfred, pull up the auto to the Porte Cochere. It's sprinkling out and I don't want my tweed jacket to get moist. And by george please keep an eye out for Mimmi. She's been drinking since breakfast and is looking feisty.
by BonsaiSteve October 16, 2019
A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
by Slammel May 22, 2022
Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 20, 2017
When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017
When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.
by refalkenrath April 20, 2022
by Justice78 April 1, 2018