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Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.
Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.
by Spetzi March 26, 2017
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
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playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side
"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."
by stain45 March 15, 2018
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Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
by Spam180 August 30, 2013
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Political correctness

A phrase that alt-right assholes use when told that they're being an asshole when they call someone a nigger.
Fox news viewer: Those filthy BLM people are a bunch of niggers.

Guy: that's racist

Fox news viewer: I'm so sick of your Political correctness you snowflake.
by Cryinginside July 29, 2020
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political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.
by jpillar26 March 4, 2019
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