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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.
Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.
by Spetzi March 26, 2017
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seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
by scullymkts December 1, 2010
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playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side
"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."
by stain45 March 15, 2018
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Politically convenient

Someone who swaps political sides whenever its convenient to do so.
"You ever look threw his twitter. He swaps sides every 2 minutes hes politically convenient"
by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022
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political superposition

The act of claiming subscription to a specific political group while also supporting ideas that contradict or undermine that political group. Usually those engaged in political superposition will not directly voice their contradictions, favoring implicit, vague, or contradictions by consequence. When they do contradict, it will be in the absence of any mention of their political affiliation until someone points out that their ideas contradict their political group, which results in the person falling back on their facade of affiliation. Political superposition is merely the aesthetic of a political movement or group.
Ben Shapiro - "I am a libertarian"
Also Ben Shapiro -"God says gay people bad so make them illegal."
Other guy -"Nice political superposition, your theocratic ideas contradict the core tenets of libertarianism"
Ben Shapiro -"I am a libertarian tho"
by jerd123 May 13, 2022
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unparty politic

unparty politics is someone who refuses to define themselves as republican or democrat. they agree that both parties are representative of a classist, elitist ruling class.
someone who's an unparty politic believes that bush and kerry are pretty much the same guy in different packaging.
by unparty November 27, 2006
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